-You CAN survive on 3 1/2 hours of sleep
-There is an evil conspiracy that your children will both start crying at the same time at least 2 times a day
-Sometimes you have to just let one of them cry
- If you let your 3 yr old use the baby tub as a filling station for his water squirter, he WILL assume he should be naked and act on that assumption
-Bed time should not be negotiable
-A pantyliner will NOT substitute for a nursing pad in a pinch
-Mobys are gifts from heaven.
- 3 yr olds are amazingly resilient and patient
-Insulation Contractors cannot be trusted
-Air conditioners are fickle
-It is easier to teach a class of high schoolers how to conjugate French verbs than to Potty-train my 3 year old!
Remind me why I do this again....
Oh Yeah :)
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